Chocolate Massages, Tiny Speakers and Booze-Containing Jewelry

Alright, here’s the plan:

1) Get all of this holiday shopping stuff taken care of while it’s still November.

2) Enjoy those gatherings of distasteful sweaters and blurry office parties without the specter of gift-giving hanging over your head.

3) Accomplish numbers 1 and 2 by consulting the UrbanDaddy Los Angeles Holiday Gift Guide, a surefire way to fill everyone’s stockings full of chocolatey massages, powerful electronics and jewelry that subtly contains booze.

It just may be the only path to sanity this holiday season.

It’s worth a shot anyway.

There is no one in the history of humanity who ever looked at a gift containing six of chef Jeff Mahin’s giant, TV-famous cookies from Stella Barra and said, “No, that’s okay, I’m good.” Just something to keep in mind. $18, Six-Pack Holiday Cookies